300+ Funny Jokes That Are Actually Funny for Endless Laughter and Fun

From clever one-liners to hilarious puns, there’s something for everyone. Kids, adults, coworkers—no one is safe from the giggles. You can even use these jokes to break the ice or spice up a conversation. 💬✨

So grab your sense of humor and dive in! There’s no such thing as too much laughter. Let the fun begin and enjoy joke after joke that’ll keep you smiling. 😎🎉 Ready to laugh? Let’s go!

I. Funny One Liner Jokes 😂

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. 🤗
   
2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 🐟🍽️
   
3. My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
   
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹👂
   
5. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 🌞😅
   
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 📏💔
   
7. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. ⚗️😐
   
8. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. 🖐️😂
   
9. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 🧠🔄
   
10. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something. 🪜😆
    
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure. 🤔🙃
    
12. I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus. That’s how I lost my job as a driver. 🚌😳
    
13. I know they say that money talks, but mine just says goodbye. 👋💵
    
14. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers. 💻🏖️
    
15. I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist. 🌫️😆
    
16. I told a joke about a broken pencil… but it had no point. ✏️🤷
    
17. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 📚🌌
    
18. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. 📆😬
    
19. I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. 🌈😅
    
20. I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode. 🛋️🔋
    
21. My math teacher called me average. How mean! ➗😩
    
22. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 🔠❓

II. Hilarious Q&A Jokes 🤣

1. Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   A: They don’t have the guts! ☠️💪
   
2. Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
   A: An impasta! 🍝🕵️‍♂️
   
3. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   A: Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆
   
4. Q: How does a penguin build its house?
   A: Igloos it together. 🐧🏠
   
5. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
   A: Nacho cheese! 🧀😆
   
6. Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
   A: Because then it’d be a foot. 👃📏
   
7. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
   A: Frostbite! ⛄🐶
   
8. Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
   A: A carrot! 🥕🦜
   
9. Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
   A: Because they’re shellfish. 🦪💰
   
10. Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
    A: The trom-bone! 🎺💀
    
11. Q: Why did the math book look sad?
    A: Because it had too many problems. ➕😢
    
12. Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
    A: A soccer match! ⚽💡
    
13. Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    A: In case he got a hole in one. ⛳👖
    
14. Q: Why was the broom late?
    A: It swept in. 🧹⏰
    
15. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
    A: A thesaurus. 🦖📚
    
16. Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
    A: Because it had drumsticks. 🐔🥁
    
17. Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    A: Because they make up everything. ⚛️😂
    
18. Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
    A: Wrap music. 🧻🎶
    
19. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    A: Because it felt crummy. 🍪🤒
    
20. Q: How does the ocean say hello?
    A: It waves. 🌊👋
    
21. Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    A: All the fans left. 🏟️🥵
    
22. Q: What do you call a factory that makes good products?
    A: A satisfactory answer! 🏭😄

III. Best Dad Jokes That Are Funny 👨‍🦰🧢

1. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 🤷‍♂️
   
2. I’m afraid of the calendar. Its days are numbered. 📅😨
   
3. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie. 🧀💥
   
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. 🥚🤣
   
5. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it. 🏗️😆
   
6. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me. 🧔‍♂️😂
   
7. I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. ✏️🙃
   
8. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📘🚀
   
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 🍞💸
   
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet. 🌌🎉
    
11. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. 🌳😄
    
12. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. 💑😅
    
13. I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it. ⏳🤨
    
14. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it. 🧈🤐
    
15. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. 🎈❄️
    
16. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward. 🏃‍♂️💨
    
17. Why did the dad joke cross the road? To make you groan. 🛣️😩
    
18. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 🐟🎀
    
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕🚓
    
20. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. 🐶➖
    
21. I used to be addicted to hokey pokey… but I turned myself around. 🎶🕺
    
22. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping. 👟😵

IV. Silly Knock Knock Jokes 🚪😄

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! 🥬❄️
   
2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cow says.
   Cow says who?
   Cow says moo! 🐄🤣
   
3. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Boo.
   Boo who?
   Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 😢😂
   
4. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Olive.
   Olive who?
   Love you and I miss you! 🫒❤️
   
5. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Tank.
   Thank you.
   You’re welcome! 🛡️😄
   
6. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Atch.
   Watch who?
   Bless you! 🤧🙏
   
7. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ice cream.
   Ice cream who?
   Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! 🍦😱
   
8. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Harry.
   Harry who?
   Harry up and answer the door! 🧔🚪
   
9. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Doughnut.
   Doughnut who?
   Doughnuts forget to laugh! 🍩😆
   
10. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go! 🎒🛫
    
11. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange are you going to let me in? 🍊😁
    
12. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that’s why I knocked! 🔔🙃
    
13. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Peas.
    Peas who?
    Peas give me one more joke! 🟢😂
    
14. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owls say.
    Owls say who?
    Yes, they do! 🦉😄
    
15. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoes.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoes like to hear another joke? 👞🤣
    
16. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Beak.
    Beak who?
    Be careful what you wish for! 🐤😉
    
17. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honeydew.
    Honeydew who?
    Honeydew you love me? 🍈💚
    
18. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Wow! You’re really excited! 🎉😁
    
19. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    Butter open the door, I’m freezing! 🧈🧊
    
20. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel! 🎶🤣
    
21. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gusto.
    Gusto who?
    Gusto be kidding me with all these jokes! 🤨😄
    
22. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icy.
    Icy who?
    Icy you in there laughing! 👀

V. Clever Puns That Make You Laugh 🤓🎉

1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 📘🚀
   
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 🕒🍌
   
3. I’d tell you a pun about paper, but it’s tearable. 📄😆
   
4. Don’t trust atoms — they make up everything. ⚛️😉
   
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 🍞💸
   
6. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re re-markable. 🧽✍️
   
7. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 🏦😜
   
8. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. ⚡🤯
   
9. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. 🧠❓
   
10. I made a pun about the wind… but it blows. 🌬️😂
    
11. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. 🕰️🍻
    
12. I wanted to be a surgeon, but I didn’t have the patients. 🏥😷
    
13. I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk Five Miles every day. 🐕🚶
    
14. I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily it was a soft drink. 🥤😅
    
15. I tried to become a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. 🎣💵
    
16. I opened a bakery because I kneaded dough. 🍩😋
    
17. I’m friends with all electricians — we have good current connections. 🔌⚡
    
18. I gave all my dead batteries away… free of charge. 🔋🔋
    
19. I got a job at a bakery because I was on a roll. 🥖😂
    
20. I’m not a big fan of stairs. They’re always up to something. 🪜🤨
    
21. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents. 🎪🔥
    
22. I once told a pun about construction… but I’m still working on it. 🏗️😄

VI. Short Jokes That Are Actually Funny 😆⏱️

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲😂
   
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 🐻🍬
   
3. I know a lot of jokes about retired people… but none of them work. 🧓👴
   
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. ⚛️😄
   
5. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. ⚾😵
   
6. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh… never mind, I’m still working on it. 🏗️😆
   
7. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. 🐝💇
   
8. How do you organize a space party? You planet. 🪐🎉
   
9. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business. 🌶️😏
   
10. I bought a belt made of watches. It was a waste of time. ⌚😅
    
11. Why don’t skeletons ever go out? They don’t have the guts. 💀🙅
    
12. I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice. 🏋️‍♂️😄
    
13. I told my dog a joke. He didn’t laugh… must’ve been a ruff crowd. 🐶😒
    
14. What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers. 👟🕵️‍♂️
    
15. I got locked out of my house. So I had to talk to the lock — key to communication. 🔑🏠
    
16. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. 🧛🍊
    
17. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. 🧔😜
    
18. Don’t spell the part backwards. It’s a trap. 🔄🚨
    
19. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 🌳💻
    
20. I told a joke about a roof… but it went over your head. 🏠😆
    
21. My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. 🍞🔥
    
22. If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. 🤣🍲

VII. Clean Jokes for All Ages 🧼👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

1. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! 📚🍰
   
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. ⛄🐾
   
3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. 🤧🕺
   
4. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!” 🌼🌸
   
5. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ➕➖😢
   
6. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
   
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚😂
   
8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀😆
   
9. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. 💻❄️
   
10. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” 🧱📐
    
11. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crummy. 🍪🏥
    
12. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🐧🏠
    
13. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot. 👃📏
    
14. How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
    
15. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. 💀🎺
    
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. 🍌😷
    
17. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 🥕🦜
    
18. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? He was stuffed. 🧸🍰
    
19. How do you talk to a giant? Use big words! 🗣️👣
    
20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳👖
    
21. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s “R”, but it’s the “C”! ☠️🌊
    
22. Why don’t fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net. 🐠🏀

VIII. Witty Jokes to Share with Friends 💬😄

1. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 🐟🍴
   
2. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🕛🍕
   
3. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. 😜🔟
   
4. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
   
5. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch. 🥗🏋️
   
6. I don’t have an attitude problem. I have a personality you can’t handle. 😎💥
   
7. I used to think I was indecisive… but now I’m not so sure. 🤔🤷
   
8. My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
   
9. I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
   
10. I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people… but none of them work. 🧑‍💼😅
    
11. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. 🌈😆
    
12. I didn’t sleep for a week… because that would be too long. 🛏️🕒
    
13. My friend told me to embrace my mistakes. I gave him a hug. 🤗😬
    
14. I dance like nobody’s watching… because they’re not. They left. 💃🚪
    
15. I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It only took three days. 🛌😂
    
16. I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right. 👩‍⚖️😏
    
17. I made a pun about elevators. It worked on many levels. 🛗🎭
    
18. I told my plants I love them. Now they’re rooting for me. 🌱💚
    
19. If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 👊📅
    
20. Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you forgot. 🧠🔍
    
21. I can resist everything—except temptation. 😈🍩
    
22. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹🖐️

IX. Quick Jokes for a Good Laugh ⚡😂

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. 🌾🏆
   
2. Parallel lines have so much in common… it’s a shame they’ll never meet. ➖➖💔
   
3. I used to play a triangle in a reggae band. It was a pretty chill gig. 🔺🎵
   
4. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. 🌲😆
   
5. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😅
   
6. Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles. 😄🧠
   
7. I called my boss to tell him I’d be late. He said, “It’s Saturday.” 📞😳
   
8. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome. 💥😎
   
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. 🚲😴
   
10. I told my cat a joke. He paused for dramatic effect. 🐱🎭
    
11. I ate a clock yesterday… It was time-consuming. 🕰️😋
    
12. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something. 🪜🤔
    
13. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. 📘🚀
    
14. Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan. 🐈🧠
    
15. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. 🐱⛰️
    
16. What do clouds wear? Thunderwear! 🌩️🩲
    
17. I told a joke about a pencil once. It had no point. ✏️😐
    
18. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. 🐟😅
    
19. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. 📆🙄
    
20. I’d tell a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. ⚗️😑
    
21. I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲😂
    
22. I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” 📚👀

X. Lighthearted Jokes for Family Gatherings 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🎈

1. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts. 🐦💘
   
2. What did Dad say when he found a sock in the cereal box? “Looks like a cereal offender!” 🧦🥣
   
3. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch. 🎃🩹
   
4. What did Grandma say to the corn? “Stop being so husky!” 🌽👵
   
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler. 🦃🥧
   
6. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. 🍇🛑
   
7. What’s faster — hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold. ❄️🔥
   
8. Why did the family bring string to dinner? To tie up loose ends. 🍽️🧵
   
9. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra. 🐋🎶
   
10. Why did Aunt Sue bring a ladder to the reunion? She wanted to see the family tree. 🌳🪜
    
11. What’s a ghost’s favorite family activity? Boo-ling. 👻🎳
    
12. What did Mom say when the broom was missing? “It was swept away!” 🧹💨
    
13. Why don’t families tell secrets in the garden? Because the potatoes have eyes. 🥔👀
    
14. What did the fridge say to the microwave? “You heat things up, I keep it cool.” ❄️🔥
    
15. Why did the baby tomato cry? Because the big tomatoes stepped on him! 🍅😭
    
16. What’s Uncle Bob’s favorite type of joke? Pun-kin spice! 🎃😆
    
17. What’s a cow’s favorite family activity? Moo-vie night. 🐄🎬
    
18. What did the dinner plate say to the fork? “Lunch is on me!” 🍽️🍴
    
19. How do you know the family printer is mad? It’s out of paper — again. 🖨️😤
    
20. Why did Grandpa bring a fishing rod to the party? He was angling for compliments. 🎣😉
    
21. What’s the most polite animal at dinner? The porcupine – it always brings a point to the table. 🦔🍽️
    
22. What do you call a smart cousin? A relative genius! 🧠👨‍👩‍👧

XI. Amusing Jokes for Kids 🧒🎉

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore! 🦕💤
   
2. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
   
3. Why did the cow go to space? To see the moon! 🐮🌕
   
4. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. 🪰🚶
   
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌😷
   
6. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴✋
   
7. Why did the frog take the bus to school? His car got a toad! 🐸🚌
   
8. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
   
9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
   
10. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school? Arrrrrrt. 🏴‍☠️🎨
    
11. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school! 🪜🏫
    
12. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. 🌽👂
    
13. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! 🪃😄
    
14. Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9! 🔢😱
    
15. What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Spare ribs. 💀🍖
    
16. What did one volcano say to the other? I love you! 🌋❤️
    
17. Why was the broom late? It overswept! 🧹⏰
    
18. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear! ☁️🩲
    
19. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️⛄
    
20. Why can’t you trust a duck with a secret? Because it always quacks! 🦆🤫
    
21. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰🐿️
    
22. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock! 🕰️🔨

XII. Funniest Jokes for the Office 💼😂

1. My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home. 🏠🙃
   
2. I’m not late — I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😉
   
3. Why don’t we tell secrets at work? Because the walls have ears… and HR is listening. 🧏‍♂️📋
   
4. I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a few days off. 📆😅
   
5. I told my computer I needed a break — now it won’t stop crashing. 💻💥
   
6. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕐💨
   
7. I’d agree with my boss, but then we’d both be wrong. 👔😜
   
8. My job is secure. No one else wants it. 🔒😂
   
9. Meetings: where minutes are kept and hours are lost. 🗓️😩
   
10. Why did the employee get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn’t concentrate. 🍊🥤
    
11. I pretend to work as much as they pretend to pay me. 💸🤷‍♂️
    
12. Why do accountants make great lovers? They excel in every position. 📊😉
    
13. The coffee machine knows more about my work than my manager does. ☕🤖
    
14. The office air conditioner has two settings: Antarctica and Sahara. ❄️🔥
    
15. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. 🏆🤔
    
16. I asked for a raise. My boss said, “When pigs fly.” So I got a drone. 🐖🚁
    
17. Typing “LOL” at emails now counts as positive engagement. 💻😄
    
18. Monday is proof that weekends are way too short. 😩📆
    
19. I’m multitasking: procrastinating and being unproductive at the same time. 🛋️📱
    
20. I work well under pressure… especially if it’s coffee pressure. ☕🧠
    
21. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about quitting… I could actually quit. 💰🚪
    
22. Office Wi-Fi: the glue holding productivity together. 📡🧷

XIII. Classic Jokes That Never Get Old 🧓😂

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! 🐔🛣️
   
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 🚪😭
   
3. A guy walks into a bar… and says ouch. 🍻🤕
   
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅🥗
   
5. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot! 👃📏
   
6. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! 0️⃣➰
   
7. What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper. 📰😄
   
8. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence! 🐘🕒
   
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐠😆
   
10. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. 🐇😉
    
11. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew! 🚂🍴
    
12. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. 🌲🤣
    
13. Why did the golfer wear two pants? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳👖
    
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️⛄
    
15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
    
16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀💪
    
17. How do you organize a party in space? You planet. 🪐🎉
    
18. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😢
    
19. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 🐂😴
    
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” 🧹📦
    
21. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet! 🧝📖
    
22. Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words! 🐝🎵

XIV. Memorable Jokes to Tell at Parties 🎊😄

1. Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 💀💃
   
2. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed. 🚽😆
   
3. Why did the DJ break up with the turntable? It kept spinning the same old tune. 🎧🎶
   
4. How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🌌🎉
   
5. What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail? Bloody Mary. 🧛🍹
   
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 💧🔥
   
7. I asked the punchline to marry me. It said, “I do… get it?” 💍🤣
   
8. What did the cheese say at the party? I’m an average snack! 🧀🎈
   
9. What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of music? Pop! 🎈💥
   
10. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💎
    
11. What kind of party do birds like? A tweet-up! 🐦🥳
    
12. What do you bring to a smart party? Your wit! 🤓🎩
    
13. I crashed a karaoke party once — mic drop! 🎤😎
    
14. What’s a ghost’s favorite party theme? Boo-gie night! 👻🪩
    
15. Why did the banana leave the party early? It wasn’t peeling it. 🍌🎉
    
16. Want to hear a construction joke at a party? I’m still building up to it. 🏗️😂
    
17. Why did the scarecrow go to the party? He heard it was going to be a-maize-ing. 🌽🎊
    
18. What’s a pirate’s favorite party game? Hook and seek! 🏴‍☠️🧩
    
19. How do cows party? They mooove it! 🐄🎶
    
20. Why did the comedian bring a ladder to the party? To take the jokes to the next level. 🪜😄
    
21. I went to a silent disco once… it was unheard of! 🎧🤫
    
22. What did the calendar say at the party? “My days are numbered!” 📅🤣

XVI. Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Smile 😊🌈

1. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. 🐶😄
   
2. Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
   
3. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall. 🍋⬇️
   
4. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. 🤠🍬
   
5. Why did the pencil cross the road? To draw attention! ✏️🚶‍♂️
   
6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️
   
7. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 💄🦆
   
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of exercise? The plank. 🏴‍☠️🏋️
   
9. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer for so long! 🍪😭
   
10. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious. 🏔️😂
    
11. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead! 🎩🧢
    
12. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles! 🐙🤣
    
13. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Day! 🐮🎉
    
14. Why can’t pirates ever finish the alphabet? Because they always get lost at “C”! 🏴‍☠️🅲
    
15. How does a bee get to school? On a buzz! 🐝🚌
    
16. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda. 🚗🛸
    
17. Why did the student eat his test? He thought it was a piece of cake. 📄🍰
    
18. What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
    
19. Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse. 🐱🖱️
    
20. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! ⛄🧛
    
21. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty! 🦷🕒
    
22. Laughter is the best medicine… unless you have diarrhea. 💩😬

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