The holiday season is all about warmth, laughter, andâmost importantlyâgreat food! And what better way to spread joy than with a slice of cheesy humor? Whether you’re hosting a festive pizza night, writing Christmas cards, or just want to add a little extra pepperoni-zazz to your celebrations, these Christmas pizza puns will have everyone crust-ing up with laughter. Get ready to dish out the holiday cheer with these deliciously funny pizza jokes!
đ Santaâs Favorite Slice: Christmas-Themed Pizza Puns
Christmas and pizzaâtwo of the greatest things in life! Put them together, and youâve got a combo that even Santa canât resist. These puns will have you ho-ho-hoping for another slice!
- “Have a slice Christmas!”
- “May your holidays be cheesy and bright!”
- “Dough-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!”
- “Tis the season to be saucy!”
- “Deck the halls with extra cheese!”
- “Santaâs coming to town⌠hope he likes deep dish!”
- “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is sharing pizza far and near!”
- “You wanna pizza my holiday spirit?”
- “All I want for Christmas is mozzarella!”
- “Have yourself a merry marinara Christmas!”
- “Yule be sorry if you donât save me a slice!”
- “Hope your holidays are stuffed⌠with pizza!”
- “Silent night, holy slice!”
- “Merry Crust-mas and a Happy New Cheese!”
- “Pizzas are red, cheese is white, Christmas with pizza is pure delight!”
- “Sleigh my orderâextra cheese, please!”
- “The holiday spirit is risingâjust like my pizza dough!”
- “Cheese to the world, the pizza has come!”
- “May your days be merry and melty!”
đ Topped with Joy: Funny Pizza and Toppings Puns
Whatâs Christmas without some extra toppingsâboth on your tree and your pizza? These puns will make you laugh harder than a Christmas cracker joke!
- “Olive a good Christmas party!”
- “Youâre the pepper-only one I need this holiday!”
- “I love you to pizza and back!”
- “Thatâs a mush-room full of holiday cheer!”
- “Letâs get cheddar together for Christmas!”
- “Merry Christmas! Hope your holidays are topped with joy!”
- “You stole a pizza my heart this Christmas!”
- “Iâm feeling grate this holiday season!”
- “Hope your Christmas is extra cheesy!”
- “Anchovy a merry little Christmas!”
- “This season, letâs be extra saucy!”
- “Thereâs no such thing as too much cheddar at Christmas!”
- “I’m on the nice list⌠extra cheese, please!”
- “Basil-ly, I just love Christmas!”
- “Letâs take a pizza the Christmas spirit!”
- “Crust me, Iâm in a festive mood!”
- “Doughnât stop believing in Christmas magic!”
- “Oven a wonderful Christmas, my friend!”
- “Extra toppings, extra cheer!”
𤜠Christmas Pizza Party: Festive Puns for Gatherings
Throwing a Christmas party? Spice it up with these pizza-perfect puns thatâll make your guests giggle as they grab a slice!
- “Letâs get this pizza party rolling!”
- “No mistletoe neededâIâd kiss this pizza anyway!”
- “Have a slice day and a merry Christmas!”
- “Pizza party? Now thatâs my kind of holiday spirit!”
- “Eat, drink, and be cheesy!”
- “Our Christmas party is crust-worthy!”
- “Letâs dough this holiday party right!”
- “More pizza, less stress!”
- “A pizza in each hand = a balanced Christmas diet!”
- “Santaâs elves? More like Santaâs pizza delivery team!”
- “This party just got extra saucy!”
- “Pizzas and parties make everything grate!”
- “Whatâs on the menu? Just a pizza-ful Christmas!”
- “The holidays are better when you crust your friends!”
- “Merry and brightâand covered in pizza sauce!”
- “Eat, sleep, and repeat⌠with pizza!”
- “Our Christmas feast is oven the top!”
- “No time for dietsâit’s Christmas pizza season!”
- “Who needs cookies? Leave Santa a slice instead!”
đ A Slice of Christmas Love: Pizza Puns for Family and Friends
Christmas is all about spending time with the ones we loveâso why not spread joy with some heartwarming (and cheesy) pizza puns?
- “Youâre the best dough-mate ever!”
- “Sending you a cheesy Christmas hug!”
- “Youâre the parmesan to my holiday spirit!”
- “Hope your Christmas is as warm as a fresh pizza!”
- “Family, friends, and pizzaâwhat more do we knead?”
- “Youâre a pizz-itive influence in my life!”
- “This Christmas, we stick together like cheese on pizza!”
- “Spreading love, one slice at a time!”
- “Youâre my favorite holiday topping!”
- “Extra love, extra cheese, extra joy!”
- “Hope your Christmas is stuffed with happiness (and pizza)!”
- “We make the perfect pizza pair!”
- “Youâre the best thing since stuffed crust!”
- “Every family gathering needs pizza and laughter!”
- “âTis the season to be cheesy!”
- “You warm my heart like a fresh slice!”
- “Youâre a slice of holiday magic!”
- “Merry Christmas to my favorite pizza pal!”
- “Youâre the reason my holidays are crust-tastic!”
đ Dough-liday Laughs: General Christmas and Pizza Puns
If you just need a little extra holiday cheer, these general pizza puns will have you laughing all the way to the pizza box!
- “Dough-lly jolly Christmas!”
- “Christmas cheer? More like Christmas cheese!”
- “Letâs get this dough-liday started!”
- “Pizza brings people togetherâlike mistletoe and smooches!”
- “Hope your holiday is crust-mas-y!”
- “A pizza for Christmas? Now thatâs a wish come true!”
- “This Christmas, letâs all be a little extraâextra cheese, that is!”
- “Jingle bells, pizza smells, cheese is on its way!”
- “Iâm dreaming of a cheesy Christmas!”
- “Holiday joy is just one slice away!”
- “Iâm on a rollâliterally, I just rolled out pizza dough!”
- “Santa, forget the milk and cookiesâbring pizza!”
- “This season, letâs be cheesy together!”
- “Baking up some holiday magic (and pizza)!”
- “Slice to meet you this holiday season!”
- “Christmas calories donât countâespecially pizza!”
- “All roads lead to pizza this Christmas!”
- “Hope your Christmas is a dough-lightful one!”
đ Crust-mas Magic: Puns About Holiday Traditions & Pizza
Christmas is all about traditionsâdecorating the tree, sipping hot cocoa, and gathering with loved ones. But let’s be honest⌠adding pizza to the mix makes everything grater! These puns will have you decking the halls with extra cheese!
- “This Christmas, letâs make it a Crust-mas to remember!”
- “Merry and bright⌠and covered in pizza delight!”
- “Trimming the tree? Donât forget the toppings!”
- “All is calm, all is crust-y!”
- “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is with pizza near!”
- “Rockinâ around the pizza box!”
- “Whatâs Santaâs favorite tradition? Midnight pizza snacks!”
- “You can never be too full for one more slice!”
- “Pine trees smell nice, but fresh pizza smells grate!”
- “The best gift? A pizza straight from the oven!”
- “Baking cookies? Letâs bake pizza instead!”
- “Holly jolly and hungry for pizza!”
- “Itâs beginning to look a lot like pizza!”
- “Holiday lights are twinkling, but my eyes are on the pizza!”
- “The more toppings, the merrier!”
- “Christmas stockings should come stuffed with pizza!”
- “Santaâs reindeer refuel with pizzaâtrust me!”
- “Presents are nice, but pizza is delicious!”
- “Keep calm and eat Christmas pizza!”
đ§âđ Santaâs Favorite Order: Puns About the Big Man & Pizza
Santa may be known for cookies, but letâs be realâheâd probably love a good pizza after a long night of deliveries! These Santa-themed pizza puns are sure to deliver some laughs!
- “Ho-ho-holy pepperoni, thatâs a good pizza!”
- “Santa calledâhe wants extra cheese this year!”
- “Dear Santa, I want a pizza thatâs supreme!”
- “What does Santa eat before Christmas? Deep-dish December!”
- “Jolly old Saint Crust is coming to town!”
- “Forget the chimneyâdeliver pizza straight to my door!”
- “Santa prefers pizza over cookies⌠trust me!”
- “All I want for Christmas is a cheesy surprise!”
- “Sleigh my cravings with another slice!”
- “Santa knows if youâve been extra with the toppings!”
- “Santaâs sleigh runs on Christmas cheer⌠and pizza grease!”
- “One bite for me, one slice for Santa!”
- “Santaâs favorite topping? North Pole-peroni!”
- “Naughty or nice? Pizza is for everyone!”
- “Santa loves a cheesy Christmas joke!”
- “Rudolphâs nose glows extra bright after a pizza night!”
- “Santaâs new rule: Leave a slice, not just cookies!”
- “Whatâs Santaâs favorite food? Stuffed crust!”
- “The elves agreeâpizza is the best Christmas treat!”
đ Tis the Season for a Pizza Surprise: Puns About Gifts & Presents
Whatâs better than presents under the tree? A pizza box waiting to be opened! These puns are perfect for wrapping up a little extra Christmas cheer.
- “The best gifts come in pizza-shaped packages!”
- “Unbox joy⌠and a large pepperoni pizza!”
- “A pizza is worth a thousand wordsâMerry Christmas!”
- “Iâd rather have a pizza than a partridge in a pear tree!”
- “Extra toppings, extra holiday spirit!”
- “Surprise! I got you a pizzaâbest gift ever, right?”
- “Christmas morning smells like fresh pizza (I wish!)”
- “Every slice is a little gift for my taste buds!”
- “I crust youâll love this Christmas surprise!”
- “The secret to a happy holiday? Pizza and presents!”
- “Forget diamondsâpizza is forever!”
- “A box of pizza is the real Christmas miracle!”
- “Unwrapping a pizza is just as fun as opening gifts!”
- “Who needs a wishlist? Just bring me pizza!”
- “Best present ever? A pizza with extra cheese!”
- “This Christmas, give the gift of cheesy happiness!”
- “Pepperoni bows would make the perfect gift wrap!”
- “The only thing better than a wrapped gift? A fresh pizza box!”
- “Happiness is homemade⌠and delivered!”
đˇ Sleighing the Holidays: Puns About Winter & Snowy Pizza Fun
The weather outside might be frightful, but a warm pizza is always delightful! These puns bring a little winter wonderland magic to your Christmas pizza fun.
- “Let it snow⌠cheese!”
- “A winter wonderland of melty goodness!”
- “Snowflakes are nice, but pizza is delicious!”
- “Warm hearts and warm pizza boxes!”
- “Baby, itâs cold outside⌠letâs order in!”
- “Snowed in? Sounds like the perfect pizza night!”
- “Nothing beats a cozy night with pizza and friends!”
- “Frosty the Dough-man says extra cheese, please!”
- “Winter blues? Just add more pizza!”
- “Sleighing through the snow with a pizza box in tow!”
- “Pizza tastes even better when itâs snowing outside!”
- “Cold hands, warm slice!”
- “Dashing through the snow⌠for a pizza run!”
- “Marshmallows are for cocoaâgive me mozzarella!”
- “My favorite winter activity? Eating pizza indoors!”
- “Snowball fights, then pizza nights!”
- “Hot pizza, cold weatherâperfect combo!”
- “Iâd rather be buried in pizza than in snow!”
- “Winter calls for extra layers⌠of cheese!”
đ˝ď¸ Feast Mode: Puns About Christmas Dinner & Pizza Delights
The holiday season is all about feasting, but letâs be realâwho wouldnât trade turkey and ham for a deliciously cheesy pizza? These puns are perfect for anyone who knows the real star of Christmas dinner is a fresh, hot slice!
- “Feast mode: activated⌠pass the pizza!”
- “Forget the ham, letâs have a Christmas pizza jam!”
- “Stuffed crust > stuffed turkey!”
- “Nothing says holiday feast like an extra-large pizza!”
- “Roast beef is fine, but pizza is divine!”
- “More toppings, more holiday joy!”
- “Why carve a turkey when you can slice a pizza?”
- “Tis the season to be stuffed⌠with pizza!”
- “A feast without pizza is just a meeting!”
- “Who needs Christmas ham when you have Christmas cheese?”
- “One pizza to share, or two to hoard?”
- “Nothing tastes better than Christmas and melted cheese!”
- “Holiday leftovers? More like extra pizza slices!”
- “Forget fruitcake, give me a cheesecake pizza!”
- “Stuffing is good, but stuffing my face with pizza is better!”
- “Santa may love cookies, but I love Christmas pizza!”
- “Christmas calories donât countâso letâs order another pizza!”
- “Holly, jolly, and absolutely stuffed with pizza!”
- “Iâll take my holiday spirit with extra cheese!”
đś Caroling & Crust: Puns Inspired by Christmas Songs
Whatâs Christmas without a good sing-along? But letâs give those classic carols a little pizza twist! These song-inspired puns will have you dough-ra me-ing all night long.
- “Jingle smells⌠like fresh pizza!”
- “Silent night, cheesy night!”
- “O holy slice, the cheese is lightly melting!”
- “Joy to the worldâpizza has come!”
- “All I want for Christmas is food⌠and by food, I mean pizza!”
- “Itâs beginning to smell a lot like pizza!”
- “We wish you a merry marinara and a happy cheese year!”
- “Pizza roasting on an open fire!”
- “Dough bells, dough bells, dough all the way!”
- “Rockinâ around the pizza box tonight!”
- “Iâm dreaming of a cheesy Christmas!”
- “Baby, itâs cold outside⌠letâs order pizza!”
- “Have yourself a saucy little Christmas!”
- “Sleigh my orderâextra toppings, please!”
- “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer loves pepperoni!”
- “Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-lasagna!”
- “Oh pizza night, divine and delicious!”
- “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is sharing pizza far and near!”
- “Letâs cheddar together and sing some carols!”
đŹ Christmas Movie & Pizza Puns for a Cozy Night In
What’s better than a Christmas movie night? A Christmas movie night with pizza! These puns pair perfectly with your favorite holiday flicks and a slice of something delicious.
- “Home Slice Alone!”
- “How the Crust Stole Christmas!”
- “Elf yourself a slice of pizza!”
- “The Polar Doughpress!”
- “Frosty the Dough-man, extra cheesy please!”
- “A Christmas Slice-rol!”
- “Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house⌠the pizza was baking!”
- “Love at first biteâChristmas edition!”
- “You had me at pizza, Santa!”
- “The best Christmas rom-com? A date with pizza!”
- “No need for mistletoeâjust pass the pizza!”
- “Keep your Christmas cookiesâIâll take pizza!”
- “Dough-lly Partonâs Christmas special⌠now with pizza!”
- “The Grinch stole my pizza, and Iâm NOT okay!”
- “The Santa Clause⌠of extra cheese!”
- “Have a slice day while watching Elf!”
- “You canât binge Christmas movies without pizza!”
- “Pizza and Christmas movies? The ultimate holiday combo!”
- “Baking up a holiday masterpieceâone slice at a time!”
đ New Year, New Pizza: Puns for the Countdown to Midnight
The holiday season isnât over until the ball dropsâand what better way to ring in the new year than with a fresh, hot pizza? These puns are perfect for your New Year’s Eve party!
- “Dough year, new me!”
- “Popping bottles and ordering pizza!”
- “Hereâs to another year of extra cheese!”
- “2025: The Year of the Pizza!”
- “Cheers to pizza, love, and laughter!”
- “I resolve to eat more pizza this year!”
- “Why count down when we can eat up?”
- “Midnight snack? More like a whole midnight pizza!”
- “New year, same pizza cravings!”
- “My New Yearâs resolution? More toppings, fewer worries!”
- “5âŚ4âŚ3âŚ2âŚPIZZA!”
- “Extra cheese for an extra special new year!”
- “Starting the new year off on the right slice!”
- “A midnight feast calls for a midnight pizza!”
- “2025 is looking extra delicious!”
- “New Yearâs Eve magic⌠and mozzarella!”
- “Ringing in the new year with a stuffed crust!”
- “Out with the old, in with the foldâof a pizza slice!”
- “My midnight toast? A slice of pizza, of course!”
There you have itâenough pizza puns to keep your holiday conversations extra cheesy! Share them with family, friends, and fellow pizza lovers to spread joy, one slice at a time! đđâ¨
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