Knock-knock jokes are fun, but when you add a touch of flirtation to them, they become irresistible! Whether you’re trying to charm a crush, make someone blush, or simply get a good laugh, flirty knock-knock jokes are your go-to.
So, buckle up as we take you on a playful and flirty ride filled with smiles and laughter. Ready to leave everyone around you grinning?
Let’s jump into these cheeky puns!
Knock Knock! Who’s There? 
Starting off with some playful charm, these knock-knock jokes are perfect for breaking the ice and bringing a smile to someone’s face. Try these on your crush or even your friends for a fun, flirty vibe.
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how amazing you look today? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I just had to tell you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, or I’m going to keep knocking! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s finally here to steal your heart! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peaches.
Peaches who?
Peaches, I’ve been thinking about you all day! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love at first sight, I’m here to prove it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business, but I think you’re gorgeous! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Who else but me, trying to make your day better? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see your smile! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says you’re looking stunning today! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana-tell you how amazing you are! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cake.
Cake who?
Cake me out for dinner sometime, I’m sweet on you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup your heart, I’m coming in for a chat! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cream.
Cream who?
Cream of the crop—you’re the best! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach me how to stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee mine forever, pretty please? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be yours if you’ll have me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Grapes.
Grapes who?
Grapes of your affection, please give me some! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon know if you’d go out with me, pretty please! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fig.
Fig who?
Figuring out how to make you smile is my job!
Knock Knock! Who’s That? 
Here’s where the fun kicks up a notch! Add a little flirtation and see the sparks fly with these playful knock-knock jokes. Perfect for teasing that special someone and showing them just how much they mean to you.
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in case you were wondering, I think you’re amazing! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Broken.
Broken who?
Broken hearts don’t stand a chance when I’m around you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me later and we’ll see where this goes! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jasmine.
Jasmine who?
Jasmine eyes could keep me up all night! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amour.
Amour who?
Amour you, and I can’t stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me outside, you’re too cute to resist! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you, and I already like you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kitty.
Kitty who?
Kitty up, I’m ready to take you out for a date! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Flower.
Flower who?
Flower you’re the best thing that’s happened to me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tiramisu.
Tiramisu who?
Tiramisu glad I finally knocked on your door! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rocket.
Rocket who?
Rocket I’m in love with you, let’s make it official! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Coral.
Coral who?
Coral me sweet things because you’re too cute! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy in love with you? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo and Juliet would be jealous of us! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape to see you! Want to go out sometime? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid a dart, and now I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Lucky me, I get to make you smile! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chocolate.
Chocolate who?
Chocolate’s sweet, but not as sweet as you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Red.
Red who?
Red you been waiting for me to knock on your door?
Knock Knock! Let’s Have Fun 
These flirty knock-knock jokes are the perfect way to bring out the fun and flirtation in any conversation. Whether you’re sending them to a friend or your partner, they’re sure to get some giggles and maybe a few blushing smiles.
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, you’re looking great today! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo-hoo, I just can’t stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever, how about it? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Baguette.
Baguette who?
Baguette me a kiss and let’s make it a date! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Biscuit.
Biscuit who?
Biscuit you’re so sweet, I just had to tell you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Speedy.
Speedy who?
Speedy up and answer the door, I’m getting impatient! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mellow.
Mellow who?
Mellow out, I just wanted to say you’re awesome! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Green.
Green who?
Green light, let’s make this date happen! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach me how to stop thinking about you, because I can’t! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pants.
Pants who?
Pants on fire… you’re just too hot to handle! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon know if you’d go out with me, pretty please! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Blueberry.
Blueberry who?
Blueberry mine forever if you’ll be mine! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iceberg.
Iceberg who?
Iceberg you’re looking hotter than the sun today! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear your heart with mine, let’s see where it leads! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Marshmallow.
Marshmallow who?
Marshmallow you be my Valentine? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn in my head every time I think about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheesecake.
Cheesecake who?
Cheesecake you’re perfect, can we get together? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jellybean.
Jellybean who?
Jellybean waiting to take you out on a date! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Party.
Party who?
Party over here, let’s go out and have some fun!
Knock Knock! It’s Me! 
Ready to bring out the bold flirtation? These knock-knock jokes are perfect for making someone feel special. The flirty and light-hearted tone will leave them thinking of you and maybe even blushing!
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup your heart, I’m coming in for a chat! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Twinkle.
Twinkle who?
Twinkle in your eyes is making me smile right now! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweet thing, I just wanted to say you’re my favorite! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star light, star bright, I’m here to make you mine tonight! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon you shine brighter than anything I’ve ever seen! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I steal a moment of your time? You’re irresistible! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me already, I’ve been waiting long enough! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid a dart, and now I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heartfelt congratulations! You’ve stolen mine! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Vibe.
Vibe who?
Vibe with me, and let’s make this connection stronger! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love you more than anything else in this world! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me, and I promise I’ll make it unforgettable! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream of me, because I can’t stop dreaming of you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade who?
Lemonade’s sweet, but you’re sweeter! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peachy.
Peachy who?
Peachy keen, now that you’re mine! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose are red, violets are blue, I think I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you, now let’s make this something unforgettable! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby who?
Baby, you complete me in every way! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chocolate.
Chocolate who?
Chocolate’s sweet, but you’re sweeter!
Knock Knock! Let’s Play! 
Let’s turn up the charm! These playful puns are perfect for showing your fun side while keeping things light-hearted and flirty. Let’s make sure the smiles keep coming with these upbeat jokes!
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iceberg.
Iceberg who?
Iceberg you’re looking hotter than the sun today! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana-tell you how amazing you are! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Coffee.
Coffee who?
Coffee you like to grab a drink with me sometime? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jellybean.
Jellybean who?
Jellybean waiting to take you out on a date! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Purple.
Purple who?
Purple you been hiding all my life? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Penguin.
Penguin who?
Penguin to ask you out if you say yes! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Marshmallow.
Marshmallow who?
Marshmallow you be my Valentine? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rocket.
Rocket who?
Rocket I’m in love with you, let’s make it official! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I take you out tonight? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lollipop.
Lollipop who?
Lollipop and let’s get together sometime soon!
Knock Knock! Who’s There? 
Knock-knock jokes can bring a lot of fun and excitement, and when they’re flirty, they can really put a smile on someone’s face! Here are 20 playful ones to make them blush:
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me if you can, but I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s as perfect as you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose are red, violets are blue, I’m knocking just to say I love you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana-nother chance for us to meet up? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepper you in my heart already! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I might keep knocking all night! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in, you’re the only one on my mind! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lullaby.
Lullaby who?
Lullaby, you’re so cute I could fall asleep on you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you see how much I like you? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fudge.
Fudge who?
Fudge me, I can’t stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me, and I’ll show you how much you mean to me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue you away with how cute I think you are! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I get a kiss? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fun.
Fun who?
Fun fact: I think you’re adorable! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peaches.
Peaches who?
Peaches and cream, I’m totally into you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon be the one to make you smile today! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for you, you’re just that sweet! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lucky.
Lucky who?
Lucky to meet someone as amazing as you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn-ing over with excitement to see you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly you knew how much I like you?
Knock Knock! Who’s That? 
Flirty knock-knock jokes always work when you want to add some playful charm. Here are 20 more to keep the vibes light-hearted and fun:
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me tight and never let go! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Play.
Play who?
Play with my heart, and you’ll win it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow I’m in love with you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tickle.
Tickle who?
Tickle me, and I’ll show you how much I adore you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Flash.
Flash who?
Flashing you a smile, because I can’t stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star-light, star-bright, I’m wishing you were mine tonight! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice caught myself falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo and Juliet, who? We’re better than them! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m crazy about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream big, because you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach me how to make you fall for me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
Wish you’d say yes to a date with me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade who?
Lemonade, how sweet it is when I’m with you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy your heart, I’m ready to steal it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten me with your love, I can’t wait to be near you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweetheart, I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine my heart, you hold the key! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lovebug.
Lovebug who?
Lovebugging you all day, every day! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon you light up my life, you know that?
Knock Knock! Let’s Get Closer 
Now, let’s make things a little closer with these cute and flirtatious knock-knock jokes:
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me, and I’ll show you how much you mean to me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Play.
Play who?
Play with my heart, and you’ll win it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Meow I’m in love with you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tickle.
Tickle who?
Tickle me, and I’ll show you how much I adore you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Flash.
Flash who?
Flashing you a smile, because I can’t stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star-light, star-bright, I’m wishing you were mine tonight! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice caught myself falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo and Juliet, who? We’re better than them! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m crazy about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream big, because you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach me how to make you fall for me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
Wish you’d say yes to a date with me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade who?
Lemonade, how sweet it is when I’m with you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy your heart, I’m ready to steal it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten me with your love, I can’t wait to be near you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweetheart, I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine my heart, you hold the key! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lovebug.
Lovebug who?
Lovebugging you all day, every day! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon you light up my life, you know that?
Knock Knock! It’s You and Me 
Here’s a set of knock-knock jokes that are perfect for showing just how much you care. Feel the closeness!
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach me how to make you fall for me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
Wish you’d say yes to a date with me! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade who?
Lemonade, how sweet it is when I’m with you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy your heart, I’m ready to steal it! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kitten.
Kitten who?
Kitten me with your love, I can’t wait to be near you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sweet.
Sweet who?
Sweetheart, I’m falling for you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine my heart, you hold the key! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lovebug.
Lovebug who?
Lovebugging you all day, every day! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon you light up my life, you know that? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star in my eyes, just thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly you knew how much I like you? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple of my eye, you’re the best! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter get ready to be kissed! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon the stars, just so I can love you forever! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I steal a kiss from you? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fudge.
Fudge who?
Fudge me, I can’t stop thinking about you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn-ing over with excitement to see you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peaches and cream, you’re everything I dream!
Knock Knock! Fun Flirtation 
Ending with a bang! These final jokes are all about creating sparks and having fun:
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid, I’ve been shot by your love! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Twinkle.
Twinkle who?
Twinkle in your eyes makes my heart race! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mellow.
Mellow who?
Mellow out, you just stole my heart! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me as much as I love you? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Match.
Match who?
Match made in heaven, don’t you think? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dreamy.
Dreamy who?
Dreamy eyes always make me smile! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple of my eye, always thinking of you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop a kiss, I’m ready for your love! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly, I’m so into you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spark.
Spark who?
Spark my heart, and I’ll give you mine!
Conclusion: Share the Love!
These flirty knock-knock jokes are the perfect way to add some fun, flirtation, and laughter to any conversation. Whether you’re trying to make someone smile, win their heart, or just enjoy a good laugh with friends, these jokes will do the trick.
So why not share the love and spread these sweet, fun puns around? Trust me, you’ll have everyone smiling, laughing, and maybe even blushing!
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